catasters:

northernstcr:

savioseal:

northernstcr:

northernstcr:

you’re telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don’t like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

you don’t like meow meow ? 🐈 ? mrrp mrrp ?

Three qualities of a great cat

talkative affectionate and large

jepsens:

JENNIFER’S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

mishafletcher:

curlicuecal:

bannock-and-biopolitics:

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

odin-n-out:

demonboihere:

I have a simultaneously amazing and appalling memory which means that I’ll remember that months ago you quickly mentioned you collect bookmarks once and then you never brought it up again so for your birthday I’ll buy you a mermaid related bookmark because you brought up you like mermaids once but you won’t end up getting it on your birthday because I forgot when it is

estrelatzia:

abluestitchintime:

movie-gifs:

David! I got a new dog!

Out of all the dog breeds we have, she had to pick Collie 

David be like:

void-ramen-bog:

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

whats even the point of using a spoon for soup

why dont we always just drink it

maybe the spoon is there to keep us humble. to meter ourselves. so we do not get lost in passion of soup.

puyopuyo:

warsawradiomastcollapse:

puyopuyo:

i hope nobody is evil

>:)

oh no…

destielscanonbaybee:

song-of-sea-and-sky:

knitordeath:

closetedguyy:

leg-stealing-bee:

futurakid:

avatarmerida:

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

eggpuffs:

this is the only kind of conflict i care to watch 

passionpeachy:

mr. boombastic

godlymvmi:

i feel so incredibly sick, i can’t believe this has happened.

if you don’t know who brandon bernard is, here is his story.

brandon was a young african american man who was an accessory to a crime in 1999. he was only 18 years old at the time. despite not having the main role in the case and even with several details remaining unknown, brandon bernard was sentenced to death. after 21 years in prison, he was put to death, murdered by the federal government on december 10th 2020.

brandon did not have a leading role in the crime committed. he was an accomplice at only 18 years old. he demonstrated positive behaviour throughout his two decades in prison and he even reached out to others to counsel them not to follow in his path. when he was found guilty, the government and jurors both lacked critical details and had an incomplete picture of the man brandon was and the offense committed.

five of the nine jurors who originally found brandon guilty, as well as the prosecutor who assisted in getting him on death row, all asked trump to intervene and halt the execution. when these jurors were given new information YEARS after his sentencing, they either fully supported brandon’s clemency petition to get him off death row or were not opposed to his death sentence beinf commuted to life without parole instead. the SAME jurors who 20 years ago, with the incomplete information they had at the time, found brandon guilty and unanimously voted for the death sentence. former prosecutor, angela moore, who helped put him on death row argued for the trump administration to spare brandon’s life. “i urgently hope that a court or the president will step in to stop brandon’s execution.”

brandon bernard was pronounced dead, on december 10th 2020 at 9:27pm.

despite a clemency petition and thousands of letters, the us government and trump administration murdered this man. brandon bernard was a friend. a son. a father. remember him. remember his smile and his kind words. this world needs to change and we have to be the change. please remember this mans name and his story.

“if these are my last days, i pray that my words will live on forever…i hope that my death will bring a meaning other than destruction and it will ripple through generations positively.” 🤍

rest in peace, brandon bernard.

punningway:

random-stuff-time:

aw-hawkeye-no:

this-onegoes:

- Blythe Baird

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

This was already amazing. But that reblog comment and the extra they hid in the tags (for some unfathomable reason) makes this fucking hilarious and I love it even more. XD

The Universe: WHERE DID YOU FIND ANOTHER SWEET POTATO?!