my favorite white
I just saw this text post that said *quietly opens a bag of chips at a funeral*
And I got really confused because I imagined this person opening a bag of frozen chips at a funeral and cooking them
But then I remembered
When you say everything happens for a reason, don’t be surprised when I punch you in the head. It happened for a reason.
Someone told me yesterday that I have nice legs…. I know what you’re planning, these are my legs you cannot have them
shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet
There’s some text posts on here that i’m sat looking at like
but it has thousands of notes so il reblog it anyway
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Abby by Hajin Bae
THIS IS NOT EVEN A JOKE THIS IS A TESTIMONIAL
Shit, y’all never had Catholic families who were white.
If I gave my parents even a bad look I got a whoopin.
If I ever said the phrase “Shut the fuck up, mom,” y’all never would have had the chance to follow me, because I would be dead.
Lol same, I don’t even want to think what either of my parents would say or do if I said this to them.
What to say during the frick frack
- ooh ahh ahh
- walla walla bing bang